Wake board star to be !

Life rule #1 :  Having the more unhealthy and unbalanced life possible !! Vegies ? Never, it comes directly from the ground it is disgusting !! Fruits … oh common, I am sure birds pee on it ! Beer on the other hand is fine, cause it is excellent for nails and hair ! No kidding ! And you see that perfect body of mine … 100% sport free !!!

Well, at least it’s what I pretend, to justify my extreme laziness …. and why I complain every single day because I did put 3kg on !

So, it was a great surprise this Saturday , to end up with a funny board on my feet, in a “knee-chest" position extremely sexy, listening the instructions of a Singaporean guy, my ass in the disgusting waters of the city ! Once again … how did I end up here ?

Well, with 5 friends, we paid a wake board instructor and his boat to go riding  on the idyllic waters of Singapore, with the even more idyllic factories as a background, but under a nice sun !

And the miracle happened ! We all managed to get out of the water, including the 4 beginners of the team !! With a special big up to Lily, that went out at the first try ! I hate you babe, Big time … Could you please fail … for once !

Good music on the boat, good beers (… no comment !), a great teacher, a good group of friends and a sunset …. Sorry but … What else ?

Here are some pics :

And exclusively for you, and to avoid an article in “My real unsexy life in Singapore” (Cf. here if you don’t remember what I am talking about), please see below the best of my falls and worse faces !

     

Hey … don’t you notice something on these pics …. well yes, indeed, I hold my nose every time I fall !!!And the worse is that I don’t even notice it, it is a pure reflex …. and it is quite hilarious according to my assholes friends in the  boat … such a bimbo !

Well in my defense , in a water where I was very likely to swallow a dead oily fish and a can of coke if I ever open my mouse, I thing it’s a pretty safe strategy to lock other access !

Wakeoardingly yours!

Ryders@Ponggol : 63863891 or Darisk directly (great teacher !) : 93668288
http://www.rydersatponggol.com/
Boat for 6pax  :110 dol / hour , for 8 pax. : 120 dol/hour.